Instant Karma

"LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com" (limitedtimeonly) 07/03/2017 at 10:04 • Filed to: Karma will get you, Road Trip, Marriage

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On a road trip, wife eating something crumbly in the passenger seat. I notice some stray crumbs, ask her to be sure to keep the bag in her lap to capture them. She gives me side eye and says, “I know, I know . . .” and I say, “Hey there are some people who won’t even let there be food in a new(ish) car.” Then instant karma . . .

That moment, I lift up my coffee cup, and somehow fumble it, splashing some on my shorts leg, a bit on the seat and carpet. Most ended up on my all-weather floor mats. Happily I could laugh about it, wasn’t like I was dressed fancy or anything, and the clean up was pretty easy.

As you can imagine, she was laughing so hard that she was in tears.

Alex B > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com 07/03/2017 at 12:33

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All weather mats are great!

Svend > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com 07/03/2017 at 16:46

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I hate those people who you tell not to eat in the car, then sneak something out. You tell them not to, but they say, ‘I know, I’ll eat it carefully’, then they get crumbs or bits here and there. You get annoyed at them and they reply, ‘calm down, it’s only a car’. ‘YES, IT’S MY RUDDY CAR YOU PRICK’. Then get back from them,’I don’t know why you get so wound up about eating in your car, I let people eat in mine’, my reply, ‘that’s why were taking mine because yours is, as you admit, a shit hole and I wouldn’t get into yours if I was drunk and your car was the only way home’.

Sorry, rant over. I saw the mats and it opened a can of worms. Lol.